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Posted by AdultFun 26/08/2012 10:52 PM 56 Comments
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horneyboy69 is offlinehorneyboy69

i went to the paralypics and entered the blind masterbating team but i dont know where i came
11/10/2012 06:19 AM Top

horneyboy69 is offlinehorneyboy69

somebody robbed the tampon factory and they asked," who done this?" i replied,"some bloody cunt"
11/10/2012 06:17 AM Top

honestguy is offlinehonestguy

sex is like playing spades if you don't have a partner you better have a fucken good hand...

Last edited by honestguy on 2012-09-17 05:14 GMT
17/09/2012 05:14 AM Top

AdultFun is offlineAdultFun

A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher", he said calmly.
The mother began to yell and scream and sent him to his room.
When the boys father came home the mother said, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said "son, im so proud of you, im going to get you that bike you have always wanted."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,.... "Nah dad my bum is still sore."
10/09/2012 10:16 PM Top

AdultFun is offlineAdultFun

Sex is the same as fishing.

Firstly clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.

Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
10/09/2012 09:52 PM Top

honestguy is offlinehonestguy

if you had sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms what would you call it?....a fucken good year!
31/08/2012 04:39 AM Top

AdultFun is offlineAdultFun

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?..Nothing they were both stuck up bitches!
27/08/2012 11:35 PM Top

tech is offlinetech

Relationships are like farts ... if you push them too hard they turn to shit!

26/08/2012 11:15 PM Top